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品笑话学英语-2019-253

Posted by loong on 2019/03/24 in 英语段子 |

The Lemonade Stand

I was driving down the road one day when I happened to see some kids with a lemonade stand. I stopped and found they had two bowls of ice cold lemonade. One was 75 cents a glass and the other was 25 cents a glass.
I asked for the 25 cents lemonade. I drank it all down and it was delicious. I asked what the difference was between bowls because the 25 cents lemonade was terrific.
The boys looked at each other then one of them said, “We’re trying to get rid of that bowl of lemonade because a cat fell into it.”
 
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Is It or Isn’t It?

It is not an optical illusion…
It just looks like one.
 
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A Bite On My Neck

Patient: Doctor I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I’ll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.
 
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Here’s Your Sign

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations…
On a door: “Push. If that doesn’t work, pull. If that doesn’t work, we must be closed.”
Message on a leaflet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”
Outside a photographer’s studio: “Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also.”
In a store: “Prices subject to change according to customer’s attitude.”
Next to a swimming pool: “Welcome to our ool. Notice there’s no ‘p’ in it. Let’s keep it that way.”
 
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