The African chieftain was so religious that when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of animals.
Not long after that the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand. Starving in the wild, they began feeding on humans. Before long, even the antelope and zebra were so plentiful that they began nibbling on natives.
The terrified populace petitioned their leader to rescind his edict. He refused. Thus, they had no choice but to overthrow the chief.
Not only was the revolt successful, it was the first time in history that a reign was called on account of game.
Just Enough Training
After months of searching, Pat found a job in electrical engineering. Pat traveled to various locales to analyze and fix problems with his company’s equipment. Yet it frustrated him that his employer gave him little training.
One day Pat heard about some training classes coming up and asked his boss if he might attend.
“For sure,” his boss said. “I was already planning on sending you.”
“Oh yes, who do you think is going to be teaching it?”
When You’ve Had Too Much Coffee
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…
– You ski uphill.
– You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
– You speed walk in your sleep.
– You answer the door before people knock.
At the Pearly Gates
St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates one day when a man suddenly appeared before him. The man said “Let me in” but before St. Peter could say anything the man disappeared.
A few minutes later the man appeared again and said, “Let me in!” Again, before St. Peter could say anything, the man disappeared.
A few minutes later the man appeared again and said frantically, “Let me in quick!”
St. Peter said, “Are you playing games with me?”
The man said, “No! They’re trying to resuscitate me!”
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