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品笑话学英语-2019-251

Posted by loong on 2019/03/22 in 英语段子 |

A Pat on the Back

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants!
 
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He’s Watching

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.”
Further down the line is a pile of cookies.
A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
 
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Algebra Class

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
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Why Not Take the Bus?

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: “I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.”
 
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