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品笑话学英语-2019-250

Posted by loong on 2019/03/21 in 英语段子 |

Melon And Dog

How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?
“Melon-collie.”
 
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Glass Half Full

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.
That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.
“What’s wrong?” the father asked.
“I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken!” sobbed the pessimist.
Passing the optimist’s room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. “Why are you so happy?” he asked.
The optimist shouted, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
 
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Growing Old

I thought growing old GROWING OLD would take longer!
 
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Water Leakage

A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.
He asked, “When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?”
The owner replied, “Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg.”
 
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