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品笑话学英语-2019-249

Posted by loong on 2019/03/20 in 英语段子 |

Get The Job Done

“This little computer,” said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you.”
Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine. I’ll take two.”
 
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Animal Intelligence

Why is the Sea horse the most intelligent animal?
Because when reproducing, it is the only animal where the female says to the male, “Here’s the eggs, you deal with them!”
 
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4 Iron Down the Road

Tiger Woods walks into the Masters lobby and asks for a room. The clerk responds, “I am sorry sir we are booked, but there is a hotel about a 4 iron down the road.”
Tiger says, “But I’m playing in the Master’s tomorrow.”
The clerk replies again that they are booked, but there is a hotel about a 4 iron down the road.
To this Tiger says, “But I am Tiger Woods!”
The clerk then says, “Oh! For you it’s just a 9 iron then.”
 
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Not Going to Worry About It

I went to the Doctor for my annual check up.
He told me that I have insomnia.
But I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
 
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