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品笑话学英语-2019-248

Posted by loong on 2019/03/19 in 英语段子 |

Dumb Passenger

There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working.
She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all.
The passenger then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
 
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If You Carry A Flashlight

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.
“Is it true,” the tourist asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?”
“That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”
 
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Do They?

Ever wonder…
Do witches use spell check?
 
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Don’t Do It

My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat 
circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
 
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