Wife: If I knew you were this poor, I wouldn’t have married you!
Husband: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?
Difference Between a good Beer and a Woman
What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:
1. A good beer never goes flat.
2. A good beer never commits when between your legs.
3. A good beer never complains when you’ve had better.
4. A good beer doesn’t try to kill you when you tell it its too big.
5. You never have to impress a good beer, it loves you no matter what.
Q: What do you call Eskimo cows?
I feel like I should be on the TV show Undercover Boss.
I just found my wife with the boss!
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