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品笑话学英语-2019-242

Posted by loong on 2019/03/13 in 英语段子 |

Arkansas Love Story

Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, “Suzie Gal” you’ll have to find another. I’d just as soon yo maw don’t know, but Joe is yo half-brother.
So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this, he said “There’s trouble still.” You can’t marry Will, my gal and please don’t tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother.”
But mama knew and said “Honey chile, do what makes yo happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain’t no kin to pappy!”
 
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What did the smurf get in karate?
A blue belt!
 
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What did the planet get in karate?
An asteroid belt!
 
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A fly was sitting on a completely bald person’s head.
Second fly lands there and comments, “Nice, clean home.”
First fly says, “This is not a home, it’s just the plot.”
 
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