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品笑话学英语-2019-240

Posted by loong on 2019/03/11 in 英语段子 |

Paranoia Meet Delusional

Help me! The paranoid delusional people are after me!!!
 
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Yo Momma So Dumb

Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.
 
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Yo Momma on a Scale

Yo Momma so fat when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says “Hey now! One person at a time!”
 
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Number of the Beast

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
But did you know that:
$665.95 – Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 – Walmart price of the Beast
6, uh… what was that number again? – Number of the Blonde Beast
00666 – Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
Route 666 – Highway of the Beast
666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k – Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686 – CPU of the Beast
666i – BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast
 
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