Why did the ceiling fan go to the boxing match?
For the blow-by-blow action.
I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.
The number was 0….
Blog of Loong
I patiently wait at the customer service desk for my turn. I had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight.
“Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked me.
“Yes,” I replied. “They hurt my feelings.”
The clerk had no response for me.
Women Have Many, Men Only Two
Women have many faults, men only have two… everything they say and everything they do.