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品笑话学英语-2019-236

Posted by loong on 2019/03/07 in 英语段子 |

Where Are You Going?!?!

A lady goes up to a railroad ticket window and says to the agent, “twotoDeluth.”
The agent looks back at her and replies, “tweetdiddleleet, where do you want to go lady”?
 
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Badger and the Bear

What did the badger say to the bear?
Have a beary nice day, I hope it’s not too grizzly!
 
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Facebook, It’s Simple Right?

This was a recent conversation that I had with my girlfriend’s father, who knows I do web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, that’s simple, not hard at all.
Girlfriend: No, he doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to redo ALL of Facebook.
Me: Oh. In that case, that’s very hard.
Father: Oh, okay. (Pause) What are we talking then, maybe just 3 to 5 hours?
 
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Who Is Chewing Gum?

In school, a teacher goes up to student named Johnny who is chewing gum.
The teacher asks him, “Are you chewing gum?”
The student replies, “No, I’m Johnny.”
 
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