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品笑话学英语-2019-234

Posted by loong on 2019/03/05 in 英语段子 |

I Said A Little Prayer

I was walking down the street when I heard a skirmish down an ally. A guy was trying to take a woman’s purse. When I saw it was my ex-wife, I said a little prayer for the guy and just kept on walking.
 
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With A Proper Font

What do you call the Oracle from The Matrix movie, without her guardian?
She’s Sans Serif
 
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Your number is UP!

A man left the bar late one night after one too many drinks. He decided to walk home taking a shortcut through the grave yard. He fell into an open grave but failed to escape after many attempts.
What the man didn’t see was another guy from the bar who had previously fallen in and was curled up asleep at the other end of the grave. The guy woke up and said, “You’ll never make it out of here.”
Low and behold he made it out in one leap!
 
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Rewarding Your Children

Father: You did well with your chores this week, how would you like a shiny new quarter?
Son: I’d rather have a dirty old dollar!
 
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