What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?
A play on words!
What do you feed a disappearing cat?
Blog of Loong
Gym Record for Consecutive Days
I didn’t make it to the gym today…
That makes 1,523 days in a row I didn’t go!
Backhand to the Corner
A man has to take on up a sport at the advice of his doctor, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his buddy asks him how he’s doing.
“It’s going fine,” the man says, “When I’m on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!”
“Really? What happens then?” his friend asks enthusiastically.
“Then my body says, ‘Who? Me? Don’t talk nonsense!'”