Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls…
John: “What happened this time?”
Jill: “My brakes went out. Can you come get me?”
John: “Where are you?”
Jill: “I’m in the drugstore.”
John: “And where’s the car?”
Jill: “It’s in here with me.”
One fisherman to another, “You should’ve seen what happened yesterday at the lake.”
“I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!”
“Were there any witnesses?”
“Yes, of course! If there wasn’t, it would’ve been thirty-three pounds.”
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Steak or Fillet
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?”
After giving me a confused look, she replied. “Neither, it’s a fish.”
We Can’t Multiply
The water went away and Noah threw open the doors and told the animals to go forth and multiply. As the animals left, two snakes stopped by Noah and said, “We can’t do that.”
“Do what?” said Noah.
“Multiply,” said the snakes.
“Why not?” asked Noah.
“Because we’re Adders,” said the snakes.