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品笑话学英语-2019-224

Posted by loong on 2019/02/22 in 英语段子 |

Taking Your Medication

People who take high blood pressure medication are doing the right thing…
They are putting the heart before the hearse!
 
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Ask Questions Carefully

“Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?”
“Three days of steady drinking should do it,” was Walter’s reply.
 
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The Confession

Husband: Honey, it looks like I’m not going to make it so I want to get something off my chest.
Wife: What is it dear?
Husband: I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, Julia, for the past year.
Wife: Oh yes. I know all about it.
Husband: You do!
Wife: Yes dear, Why do you think I poisoned you.
 
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Computer Problems

Sometimes computers lag so much, it hertz!
 
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