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品笑话学英语-2019-222

Posted by loong on 2019/02/20 in 英语段子 |

The Perfect Wine

Customer: Waiter, Do you have any Wild Duck?
Waiter: No, but I can get a tame one and irritate it for you?
 
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Correcting the Grammer

“Teacher, I ain’t got no pencils,” says little Tom.
The teacher corrects him immediately saying, “The correct way to say it is, I don’t have any pencils, he doesn’t have any pencils, or they don’t have any pencils.’ Do you understand?”
“But teacher…”
“Yes, Tommy?”
“What happened to all the pencils?”
 
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One Big Difference

There is one big difference between genius and stupidity…
Genius has limits.
 
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Zombie Vacation

During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?
“Hey dad, are we dead yet?”
 
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