The Perfect Wine
Customer: Waiter, Do you have any Wild Duck?
Waiter: No, but I can get a tame one and irritate it for you?
Correcting the Grammer
“Teacher, I ain’t got no pencils,” says little Tom.
The teacher corrects him immediately saying, “The correct way to say it is, I don’t have any pencils, he doesn’t have any pencils, or they don’t have any pencils.’ Do you understand?”
“What happened to all the pencils?”
Blog of Loong
One Big Difference
There is one big difference between genius and stupidity…
Genius has limits.
During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?
“Hey dad, are we dead yet?”