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品笑话学英语-2019-221

Posted by loong on 2019/02/19 in 英语段子 |

But, Daddy…

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.
Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on.
Getting annoyed, he scolded, “Madison! Stop that!”
“But, Daddy,” she replied, “I’m just trying to get my gum back.”
 
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Beauty Parlor

What is a Beauty Parlor?
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
 
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First Airplane Ride

I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride.
We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, “Daddy! We’re so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants.”
Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, “Those are ants my dear, we haven’t taken off yet.”
 
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New Smart App

“What is so special about the new app?”
“It automatically turns off the phone whenever there is a call from the wife.”
“What is it called?”
“Wifebuoy.”
 
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