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品笑话学英语-2019-219

Posted by loong on 2019/02/17 in 英语段子 |

I wish I was a Newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hand all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have new one everyday.
 
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Chemistry Exam

On a Chemistry exam at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill.
In detail, I described the liquid I would combine with the powder in order to dissolve it with chemical bonding and electron transfer. I was pleased with my grasp of molecular structure until the exams were handed back. L
Our teacher asked another student to read her answer. She suggested a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the spill — and got full credit.
 
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Boat & Venice

A guy at the office was at the water fountain, when his co-worker asked, “Did you hear about the guy who got run over by a boat in Venice?”
“Yeah – he’s gondola better place.”
 
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Kitty Car

What is a cat’s favorite car?
That’s easy, a Catillac!
 
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