A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
Suspecting the worse, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
The Best Ingredient
What is the best thing to put in a pie?
Is It Serious, Doc?
A man went to his doctor to go over his blood work results. As soon as he entered the doctor’s office, the doctor said to him, “I just looked at your results. You are lucky that you come to see me early enough…”
The man became very nervous and asked, “What’s wrong with my blood work?”
“Oh nothing! Just that I’ll be leaving my office early today,” replied the doctor.
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Our Two Best Towels
When Sam returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.
“Yeah,” said Sam very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, “that wasn’t very nice of her to do.”
“You’re right it wasn’t!” Sarah said. “And they were the two best towels we had, the ones we got from the hotel while we were on vacation.”