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品笑话学英语-2019-215

Posted by loong on 2019/02/13 in 英语段子 |

Interview Dilemma

Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?
Me: Lunch
Interviewer: No, I mean long term.
Me: Oh… Dinner.
 
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The Parrot Boss

The pet store was selling three parrots. A man who wants to buy a parrot approaches the clerk and asks, “How much are your parrots?”
The sales clerk answers, “The first one is $1,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and can solve mathematical expressions.”
“How about the second one?”
“The second parrot costs $5,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, can solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs.”
“Then what is the price for the third one?” asked the buyer.
“This one costs $20,000.”
“Really?! What does he know?”
“This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him ‘BOSS’.”
 
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Top Of The Class

Peter went home from school and with full of excitement, looked for his mother.
Peter: Mother, I almost made it as top 1 student of our class for this school year!
Mother: Oh really, I’m so proud of you son! So, you must be the top 2 then?
Peter: No mother, our teacher pointed to my seatmate, had she pointed me, I would have been the top 1 in our class! Almost mom! Almost!
 
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Hotel Jesus

Jesus walks into a hotel and places several nails on the counter and asks “Can you put me up for the night.”
 
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