Palmist to Man: “By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed.”
Man: “Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house.”
All generalizations are false…
Including this one.
At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.
I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”
“It was bread in captivity,” she replied.
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She’s A Travel Agent
My mother is a travel agent… for guilt trips.