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品笑话学英语-2019-209

Posted by loong on 2019/02/07 in 英语段子 |

Swims All Day

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!
 
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Knock Knock Oops

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Brittany.
Brittany who?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Brittany .
Brittany who?
Oops, I did it again
 
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Quote Me

Quote me as saying I was misquoted…
 
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The Wise Man

There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful young maiden. She lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck. In addition, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion.
However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for his car and, when her father was asleep, speedily carried her off.
Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.
 
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