Blame the Vandals
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:
DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.
A Bottom At Its Top
What has a bottom at its top?
A pair of legs!
Blog of Loong
Sign on the door of a church nursery quotes Paul in 1 Corinthians 15:51:
“Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed.”
While driving a truck I once had to make a delivery to Death Valley, California.
When I arrived it was 128 degrees Fahrenheit. After just a few minutes I was so miserable I was afraid I was going to die.
After a couple hours, it was still 128 degrees, but I was so miserable that I was afraid I wasn’t going to die.