One guy to another; they say brunettes have a sweeter d…
One guy to another; they say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. Don’t believe it! My wife has been all three, and I couldn’t see any difference.
I Asked No Questions
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savanna!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “How would I know, I didn’t stop to ask!”
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We Can’t Find Anywhere to Live
John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to live.”
“Why don’t you live with Andrea’s parents for a while?” suggested John.
“We can’t do that,” said Tony, “they’re living with their parents for a while too.”
After telling the cu
After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check. In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his socks was a bottle of cognac.
“Nothing to declare but clothing, huh?”
“Right,” Mark extemporized. “That, madam, is my nightcap.”