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品笑话学英语-2018-199

Posted by loong on 2019/01/28 in 英语段子 |

They say that when a

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.
 
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One day, an employee received an unusually large check….

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?”
Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook one mistake – but not two in a row!”
 
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An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up a…

An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.
“Couldn’t you get that crook to confess to the crime?” asked the police chief.
“We tried everything, Sir. We browbeat and badgered him wit every question we could think of.”
“How did he respond?
He just dozed off and said now and then: “Yes, Dear. You are perfectly right.”
 
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Q: What is the height of stupidity?

A: 2 men sitting…

Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
 
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