How To Tell A Fly’s Sex…
The males hang around the beer cans. The females are on the phones.
My mother always told me “If you can’t say something nice about someone…….They’re probably a Jerk!
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Dear Optimists and Pessimists
Dear optimists and pessimists,
While you were all arguing over the glass being half full or half empty, I drank it!
Patient (to Doctor), ” I forget whatever I have said a minute ago”.
Doctor: “Since when are you suffering from this problem?’
Patient: “What problem?’