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品笑话学英语-2018-190

Posted by loong on 2019/01/19 in 英语段子 |

A Teddy Bear Named Frank

The little boy was no more than seven years old. It was time for Church, and he wanted to take his teddy bear, whom he had always called Frank. His parents protested, but he insisted that he had to take Frank, so they finally relented.
When the donation baskets were passed, he put the teddy bear in the plate, along with a few coins.
Later, when asked about it, he simply said, “Well, the Bible says the wise men brought Jesus the gifts gold, frankincense and myrrh. I didn’t have any gold, and I don’t know what myrrh is. So I just gave Frank and cents!”
 
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Rich Man And Poor Man

My neighbor and I were talking, when he brought up the fact they were going to travel abroad over the holidays to Beijing, China.
I said, “Oh that’s nice, after the first of the year we too are going to travel.”
He said, “Oh where are you all going?”
I said, “Well we are excited, were going to Walmart to see all the new Chinese products.”
 
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Mom Why?

A little boy sat fascinated, watching as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny… “Giving up?”.
 
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Alphabet “E”

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”
 
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