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品笑话学英语-2018-185

Posted by loong on 2019/01/14 in 英语段子 |

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
“Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
A girl raised her hand and asked,
“To draw out all his savings?”
 
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Discovering America

Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.
Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.
Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?
Little Johnny: I did!
 
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How to make Quick Money

Take five female pigs, and put them with five male deer.
You would have ten sows and bucks!
 
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Grandma’s Inheritance

A woman was notified that her grandmother just passed away and left her a big inheritance.
The instruction were, “My dear I left you some money but you need to log on to this account I had set up for you with my bank. The money should be right there in the CD I had set up. But you need a computer in order to get your money.”
The granddaughter was excited and went to her home computer and logged on to the account. She was sad that after 10 minutes of waiting she did not see the money coming out from the CD-ROM insert. Her husband came home to see his wife sitting in front of the computer with a very sad face. He asked his wife, “What’s the matter my lovely wife I thought you would be happy to received that kind of inheritance?”
The wife replied, “I would if the dang computer would just spit the money out.”
 
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