A straight eyed and cross eyed guy bump into each other, and the cross eyed guy said to the straight eyed guy.
“Why don’t you look where you are going?”
The straight eyed guy responded to the cross eyed guy.
“Why don’t you go where you are looking?”
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card .
Cain Has No Faith
Q: Why did Cain have no faith?
A: Because he wasn’t Abel
Blog of Loong
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. You got a problem with that?