Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
Terrified: The Only Way to Fly
Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour…
Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!
What’s A Tupperware Party?
One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Brian noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, “Mommy is at a Tupperware party.”
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he asked, “What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?”
I’ve always given my son honest answers, so I figured a simple explanation would be the best approach. “Well, Brian,” I said, “at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other.”
Brian nodded, indicating that he understood. Then he burst into laughter. “Come on, Dad,” he said. “What is it really?”
Blog of Loong
My mom wants me to name my kids after people in our family.
So I’m naming my firstborn Uncle Karl.