Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.
He answered all ten questions with, “Only God knows.”
Grade: God 100 – Johnny 0
Going to the Bathroom
Why do they call going to the bathroom “taking a dump” when you’re actually giving it and not taking it?
How Long is a Chinese name
Blog of Loong
Moses Swallows his Pride
If Moses would have swallowed his pride and asked for directions, it probably would have taken them 40 years to cross the desert.