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品笑话学英语-2018-179

Posted by loong on 2019/01/08 in 英语段子 |

Good Grades

Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.
He answered all ten questions with, “Only God knows.”
Grade: God 100 – Johnny 0
 
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Going to the Bathroom

Why do they call going to the bathroom “taking a dump” when you’re actually giving it and not taking it?
 
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Moses Swallows his Pride

If Moses would have swallowed his pride and asked for directions, it probably would have taken them 40 years to cross the desert.
 
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