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品笑话学英语-2018-178

Posted by loong on 2019/01/07 in 英语段子 |

Pop Quiz

A man was walking to steal something from a warehouse but the security guard heard footsteps and screamed “HALT! WHO GOES THERE?” then he was surprised to hear a voice scream, “Shoot it i hate pop quizzes!”
 
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Deer Hunting

A preacher and his two deacons go hunting and they all come upon this huge buck, all wanting to brag about their success they all shoot at it, it falls dead they all walk up to it and the game warden walks up and the deacon says how do we know which one of us shot him?
The game warden says I do the preacher did, it went in one ear and out the other
 
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Fat Momma in Spain

Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.
 
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Leopard

Why can’t leopards play hide and seek? They always get spotted.
 
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