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品笑话学英语-2018-177

Posted by loong on 2019/01/06 in 英语段子 |

Winning

An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.
Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, “Ma’am, what are you doing?”
The Antartian replies, “Duh, I’m winning!”
 
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Yo Momma So Ugly

Yo Momma so ugly, that she’s is the reason for birth control ads.
 
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Book Report

When I was young, I was assigned a book report on any book of my choosing.
So I read the phone book and for my report I wrote, “This book hasn’t much of a plot, but it does have a lot of characters!”
 
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Your Office?

There was a lady going to the bathroom.
As she was on her way, 2 students followed her eagerly to ask a question.
As she was entering the bathroom one of the students asked her: “Is this your office Ma’am?”
She answered: “My office is the other way, this is my other office”
 
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