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品笑话学英语-2018-174

Posted by loong on 2019/01/03 in 英语段子 |

The Right Side

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
 
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Like Mother, Like Daughter

When I arrived for my daughter’s parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling me that my little girl didn’t always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little flighty.
“For example, she’ll do the wrong page in the workbook,” the teacher explained, “and I’ve even found her sitting in the wrong desk.”
“I don’t understand that,” I replied defensively. “Where could she have gotten that?”
The teacher went on to reassure me that my daughter was still doing fine in school and was sweet and likable. Finally, after a pause, she added, “By the way, Mrs. Johnson, our appointment was for tomorrow.”
 
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Cemetery Shortcut

Two friends were walking home after a party and decided to take a
shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from
the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel,
chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You
scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you
doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
 
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Prisoner For Life

A judge convicted and sentenced a man to serve five consecutive life terms in prison. When the judge asked if there was anything he wanted to help pass the time, the man replied… A Perpetual Calendar!
 
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