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品笑话学英语-2018-172

Posted by loong on 2019/01/01 in 英语段子 |

A Long Wait for Bread

There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, ‘baked fresh for over 50 years.’
So THAT’S how long it takes to bake fresh bread…
 
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The Gift Wrapping Gift

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I don’t have the gift for it.
 
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When Yo Momma Goes Camping

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!
 
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Persistent Pick Up Lines

A guy in a bar, trying a new pick-up line, says to a girl, “Do you like raisins?”
She says, “No, sorry.”
He then says, “Do you like nuts?”
She says, “No, sorry.”
Finally he says, “How about a date?”
 
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