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品笑话学英语-2018-171

Posted by loong on 2018/12/31 in 英语段子 |

Amazed by the Stars

A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, “What do you do in life?”
He replied, “I study astronomy.”
“Dear me,” said the girl. “I finished astronomy last year.”
 
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When You Get to be 105

Reporter interviewing a 105-year-old lady….”What is the best thing about being 105?” the reporter asked.The old lady replied, “No peer pressure.”
 
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Hazard Lights

Sometimes when I’m driving, I know I want to change lanes. I’m just not sure which lane I want. So I turn on my hazard lights.
I may be going left, I may be going right … either way, you have been warned.
 
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Doc, I Think I’m A Tepee

The patient runs into his psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doc, I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam, no I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam, no I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam!”
The psychiatrist looks at him and says, “Relax, you’re just too tents!”
 
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