Amazed by the Stars
A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, “What do you do in life?”
He replied, “I study astronomy.”
“Dear me,” said the girl. “I finished astronomy last year.”
When You Get to be 105
Reporter interviewing a 105-year-old lady….”What is the best thing about being 105?” the reporter asked.The old lady replied, “No peer pressure.”
Blog of Loong
Sometimes when I’m driving, I know I want to change lanes. I’m just not sure which lane I want. So I turn on my hazard lights.
I may be going left, I may be going right … either way, you have been warned.
Doc, I Think I’m A Tepee
The patient runs into his psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doc, I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam, no I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam, no I think I’m a tepee, no I think I’m a wigwam!”
The psychiatrist looks at him and says, “Relax, you’re just too tents!”