How Are You?
The receptionist at Howard University answers the phone:
“Good morning, Howard U.”
First Day of School
It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school. Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears.
“Don’t cry, Mommy,” said Andrew reassuringly. “Maybe one day you’ll get to ride in a school bus too!”
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Making the Donuts
A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing.
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