What do you get when you cross a elephant with a rhino?
It’s All In the Definition
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A book which people praise, but never read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to bring an end to all inventions.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
A person who lives poor so that he/she can die rich.
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections and then shakes your confidence later.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills.
Blog of Loong
Pulling On A Chain
Guy walks into bar, pulling on a long chain.
The bartender asks him, “You come in here everyday pulling that chain, why?”
The guy replies, “You ever tried to push one?”
To some, marriage is a word…
To others, it’s a sentence.