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品笑话学英语-2018-166

Posted by loong on 2018/12/26 in 英语段子 |

A Few Good Men

A young man joined the military. Soon after he got to boot camp he realized he’d made a big mistake. It must have taken a toll on him because soon enough the stress of boot camp had pushed the young man over the edge.
The recruit started riding a pretend motor scooter making motor sounds and beeping a pretend horn. The military decided to discharge the young man due to his instability. As the young man was leaving the base for the last time he rode his pretend motor scooter. When he got to the front gate he stopped and put down the pretend kick stand.
He turned off the pretend key and started to walk away. The guard said, “Hey, what about your motor scooter?”
The young man replied, “I only needed it to get me out of here, it’s all yours.”
 
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Don’t Forget A Bucket

I was getting ready to go to choir practice when I heard my dad say, “Don’t forget a bucket.”
Confused, I replied, “A bucket? Why?”
“You’ll need something to help you carry a tune.”
 
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The First Address

Q. What was Adam and Eve’s address after they were thrown out the Garden of Eden?
A. 281 Apple
 
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The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.
 
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