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品笑话学英语-2018-165

Posted by loong on 2018/12/25 in 英语段子 |

The Real Most Interesting Guy in the World

A good old boy at the bar is always telling life stories. The time he spent five years here and ten years there. He’s been to many remote places like the Amazon living with natives and such. He’s been telling stories like this for years and the more he drinks the better the stories become!
I was curious as to how much time this amazing man has spent living a life others would only dream of. After adding it up, I have to admit he sure looks good for a man who has to be at least 130 years old.
 
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Sobriety Check

While traveling north to downtown I noticed police were stopping cars going south for sobriety checks.
At the end of the night, after one too many drinks, I headed home going south and took the bus which the police waved right through.
The next morning my neighbor called me and asked, “What is that BUS doing in your driveway?”
 
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Slipcovers? Never Heard of Them!

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers.”
So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn’t know what they were.
 
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Eight Wheeled Passenger

What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
A pair of roller skates.
 
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