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品笑话学英语-2018-163

Posted by loong on 2018/12/23 in 英语段子 |

Definition of Clothes Dryer

Definition of Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.
 
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Hollywood Horror

When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye!
 
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Gilligan’s Island

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in a boat?
And…
Why did Ginger and Mary Ann have tons of clothes with them when they were supposed to be on a “three hour tour?”
 
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Reading His Future

A mother and daughter were reading tea leaves in the bottom of their cups during lunch. Wanting to get attention the little brother said, “that’s nothing” as he flung spaghetti on the wall. He told his mother and sister that spaghetti was a much more reliable source for reading the future.
The mother took a close look at the spaghetti as it slid down the wall. She said, “I think you’re right, do you see that noodle? It’s telling me you’ll be grounded for a week.”
 
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