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品笑话学英语-2018-160

Posted by loong on 2018/12/20 in 英语段子 |

Jamaica?

I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean.
“Jamaica?” he asked.
“No,” I replied, “she went of her own accord.”
 
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Puppy Mark

An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn’t keep from remarking about their cute habits.
As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog’s head when I had finished.
After the fourth puppy, I noticed my talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup’s head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, “I never realized they had to be baptized.”
 
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I Think I Saw Some Olympics

Today I turned on the television and saw commercials…
Every now and then they were interrupted by some Olympics coverage.
 
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Birthday Wishes

On my birthday I got a really funny card. It joked about how our bodies might be getting older, but our minds remain “tarp as shacks.”
I wanted to thank the person who sent it, but I can’t. They forgot to sign the card.
 
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