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品笑话学英语-2018-159

Posted by loong on 2018/12/19 in 英语段子 |

Two Cows in a Field

On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field.
The first cow said “mooo” and the second cow said “baaaaaa.”
The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, “Why did you say “baaaaa?”
The second cow replied, “I am learning a foreign language.”
 
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What Is Your Name

A manager in a large company noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only — Smith, Jones, Baker — that’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
“Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is…”
 
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