Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
There go the lights again…
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys – and this guy’s got two of’em.
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Uh Oh! Page 47 is missing!
Cats and Dogs
Raining cats and dogs today…
Stepping into many poodles as I’m walking towards the bus stop.
When the Pain Becomes Too Much
Following a major hurricane, a man worked long hours clearing the jumble of trees that littered his family property. The longer he worked, however, the more painful it became for him to move his right arm.
He repeatedly ignored his wife’s pleas to see the doctor until one night he yelped, “Ow! This is getting serious. I need to go see a doctor”
His wife then turned to him in concern. He added, “Now it hurts to push buttons on the remote control.”
Blog of Loong
How do seedless grapes reproduce?