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品笑话学英语-2018-152

Posted by loong on 2018/12/12 in 英语段子 |

Walking Gum

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
 
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Golfer Gets Arrested

Did you hear about the professional golfer who got arrested for assaulting his chauffeur?
All he did was take out his driver.
 
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He Did Drink A Lot

I had an uncle who drank a lot…
When he died, he was cremated.
He burned for two days.
 
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Take A Memo

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”
 
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