A man walked into a bar with a banana on his head. As he served him, the bartender said, “Look, I don’t know if you realize this, but you’ve got a banana on your head.”
“That’s okay,” said the man. “I always wear a banana on my head on Tuesdays.”
“But today’s Wednesday,” said the bartender.
“It’s not, is it?” groaned the man. “Oh no! I must look like a complete idiot!”
I’ll Even Do Trigonometry
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry…
But graphing, THAT is where I draw the line!
I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged.
“So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked.
“I can’t understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”
Blog of Loong
I wasn’t planning on going for a run this morning, but those mall security guards came out of nowhere!