I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
A guy goes to the doctor.
Guy: “Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places.”
Doctor: “Well, don’t go to those places!”
Christmas is a weird holiday. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Gifting the Gift
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
“She did,” he replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”
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