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品笑话学英语-2018-148

Posted by loong on 2018/12/08 in 英语段子 |

Nobody Really Was Home

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.
 
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1st Knock Knock

Q: Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin?
A: Because of the Nobel Prize.
 
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One Who Does Not Drink

Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol.
The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched.
Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?”
One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”
 
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Ticket Time

Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?
Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.
 
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