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品笑话学英语-2018-147

Posted by loong on 2018/12/07 in 英语段子 |

A Skeleton Has Feelings

Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.
“I think Bonnie is cheating on me.”
“What makes you think that?”
“I don’t know. I just feel it in my bones.”
 
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Forgotten Hotel Room

A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.
After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, “My name is Henry Davis, can you please tell me what room I am in?”
“Certainly,” said the clerk. “You’re in the lobby.”
 
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Pop Quiz

Recently, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that to get into Heaven they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”
The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, unable to handle the odors coming from this guy, decided to make the question a little harder. “How many people died on the ship?”
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. “1,228,” he answered.
“That’s right! You may enter.”
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”
 
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Boxing Joke

I wanted to tell you a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.
 
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