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品笑话学英语-2018-145

Posted by loong on 2018/12/05 in 英语段子 |

Definition of a Toe

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.
 
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The Price of Snoring

A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering”.
“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”
“Wow!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”
“Hmmm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
 
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Grammatically Correct Animal

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”
He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word “mongooses.” Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”
Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. “Everyone knows no fully stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”
 
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Night Remedy

I will not sleep…
… not until I find a cure for my insomnia.
 
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